Women!
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Jim Rosenthal
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He should have walked out after the first panel.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Or said "yes blubber guts, I think you're fat" and then ran out fast.
Jim Rosenthal
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Fat? No, just short for your weight.
We are just different creatures 
says the guy who is not married!
Jim Rosenthal
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You're exactly right. Exactly.
A Husband telephones his wife:
''Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Carol brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right big toe."
Wife’s Response:
"And who is Carol?"
''Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.
Carol brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.
The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right big toe."
Wife’s Response:
"And who is Carol?"
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's surgery.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his consulting room alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his consulting room alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
