Caption Competition

[Malcolm]

On my epic journey to Le Mans recently I managed to get this rather excellent photo. It is crying out for a caption competition.

 

[Keith]

"Belgian '40 beats woman off line with superior reaction time"

or,

"Heating the treads gave the '40 a distinct advantage off the line"

or

"What a drag...."

That's it really...:shrug:

 

[David Morton]

"Clearly the wider wheel arches and bigger tyres are a disadvantage"

 

[David Morton]

"Eating too many pies again ,egh?"

 

[David Morton]

She showed the driver she was naked and had a variety of intimate tatoos under the blue coat. He was not impressed.......

 

[JimmyMac]

I did'nt mean it when I said that your car was a penis extension !

 

[David Morton]

These Autoroute Peage girls stop at nothing to get their money.....

 

[David Morton]

Just taking the dog for a walk.........

 

[JimmyMac]

Sorry Malc ~ I thought you said racing in "drag".

 

[JimmyMac]

Amy Winehouse is first off the ferry for duty free.

 

[Keith]

Well, if you're going down THAT road,

"Wider hips allow for more meat"

 

[Malcolm]

Boys, careful, she will be seeing these posts.......

 

[Mark Clapp]

Come back, I don't care if you love the car more than me.

 

[David Morton]

Wow, she has actually got airborne. Just.

 

[David Morton]

"Don't worry" she screamed "I could do that after all"

All you need now is a bit of imagination.........

 

[Jack]

But your pipes are so different!

 

[roaldin]

She'lby running by this afternoon.


Those new skirts are still generating lift.


Showing a clean pair of heels to the pole-position.


40 inches! Wait for me!


Beauty and the beast.


Le WoMans!


Carol tries new suit in replica chase. (headline in legal magazine)


Tim.

 

[Jack]

very good Tim!

 

[roaldin]

These things are bad for me, I could keep going forever. I'd better stop now.

(The above is both a caption and a statement about myself.)

Tim.

 

[roaldin]

One more 'cause the others were too clean:

Like the sign in the background says - LeMans, Paris. I wonder which will blow a rod first...?

Sorry... Feel free to delete if I went too far.


Tim.