Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
We've all heard about people having "GUTS" or "BALLS" But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition is below.
GUTS-is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the front door by your wife brandishing a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and booze, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say "YOUR NEXT." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
GUTS-is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the front door by your wife brandishing a broom and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls- is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and booze, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say "YOUR NEXT." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif