Our local Zoo got a new Female Gorilla. Shortly after her arrival, she came into heat and became very difficult to handle. The Zoo keepers searched in vain for a male to satisy her but could not find any available. They decided to ask Pete, the cage cleaner, if he could help them out.
" Pete, would you be interested in making love to that Gorilla for $500.00"? Pete thought about it but said he would have to sleep on it and would give them an answer in the morning.
The following day Pete arrived and announced that he decided to do it but only if three conditions could be met. The Zoo keeper asked what they were.
"First, I'm not going to kiss her" The Zoo keeper agreed.
"Second, If there are any children, I will not be held responsible" Once again, the Zoo keeper aggreed.
"Third, Your going to have to give me at least two weeks to come up with the $500.00.
" Pete, would you be interested in making love to that Gorilla for $500.00"? Pete thought about it but said he would have to sleep on it and would give them an answer in the morning.
The following day Pete arrived and announced that he decided to do it but only if three conditions could be met. The Zoo keeper asked what they were.
"First, I'm not going to kiss her" The Zoo keeper agreed.
"Second, If there are any children, I will not be held responsible" Once again, the Zoo keeper aggreed.
"Third, Your going to have to give me at least two weeks to come up with the $500.00.