Peter Delaney
GT40s Supporter
Golf Joke
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger
turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career
going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad... How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems
with my swing, but I think I've got that right now".
Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes
wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not
think about it.Then , the next time I play, it seems
to be all right."
Tiger says, "You play golf?"
Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years".
Tiger says, "But, you're blind. How can you play
golf if you can't see?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in
the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen
for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards
him. Then,
when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
to the green or farther down the fairway and again I
play the ball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.
"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in
front of the hole and call to me with his head on
the ground and I just play the ball towards his
voice."
Tiger asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer"
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to
play a round sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me
seriously, so I only play for money, and never play
for less than $10,000 a hole".
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for
that, - when would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick any night".
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Tiger
turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career
going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad... How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems
with my swing, but I think I've got that right now".
Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes
wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not
think about it.Then , the next time I play, it seems
to be all right."
Tiger says, "You play golf?"
Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years".
Tiger says, "But, you're blind. How can you play
golf if you can't see?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in
the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen
for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards
him. Then,
when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
to the green or farther down the fairway and again I
play the ball towards his voice."
"But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger.
"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in
front of the hole and call to me with his head on
the ground and I just play the ball towards his
voice."
Tiger asks, "What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer"
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to
play a round sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me
seriously, so I only play for money, and never play
for less than $10,000 a hole".
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for
that, - when would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick any night".