A redneck with a bucket full of live
fish was approached recently by a
game warden in Murrayville, GA as he started to drive his
boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked the man,
"May I see your fishing license
please?"
"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't
need none of them there papers. These here are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine
down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a
while.
Then when I whistle, they swim right
back into my net and I take 'em
home."
"What a line ....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment
Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the
time!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden.
"PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and
waited. After a few minutes, the warden said,
"Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call them
back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never
hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
fish was approached recently by a
game warden in Murrayville, GA as he started to drive his
boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked the man,
"May I see your fishing license
please?"
"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't
need none of them there papers. These here are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine
down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a
while.
Then when I whistle, they swim right
back into my net and I take 'em
home."
"What a line ....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment
Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the
time!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden.
"PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and
waited. After a few minutes, the warden said,
"Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call them
back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees.
You can say what you want about the South, but you never
hear of anyone retiring and moving north.