OOOOOPS
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks
over at him and asks a bold question:
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, then I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: makes an audible groan
WIFE": “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: ---silence---
HUSBAND: “Oh, shit.”
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks
over at him and asks a bold question:
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, then I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: makes an audible groan
WIFE": “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: ---silence---
HUSBAND: “Oh, shit.”