Lanolin, that has to be it!
Yeah, most peaceful. That is until I get there.......wait a minute.....is that why they won't let me(or Brian) in? Jac Mac,is the US #83 because they only included 83 on the list?
Randy needs to do a bit more research as well, especially in geography!!The Aborigines of a Australia would need a 'bloody good throw' to get their boomerangs across the 'Tasman Creek'.
I reckon it would depend upon the prevailing winds...
Actually my son had been talking recently about a young fella there in NZ who has quite a collection of Boomerangs and is a throwing champion. He was more interested in the artwork than the actual weapon though.. Sorry - it just made a connection.
So to what does NZ attribute it's peaceful nature?
All the bad Kiwis have moved to Bondi.![]()
All the bad Kiwis have moved to Bondi.![]()
I thought it was pretty clever on the part of the NZ Prison service to use the free seats on all those wayward boomerang return flights..............![]()
Actually it has been a great benefit to Bondi Council, all the KIwi's girl friends do all the lawn mowing for them.
So to what does NZ attribute it's peaceful nature?
Did you hear about this Jack?
An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar in Bondi and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."
"The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."
"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"
The first bloke says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."
Randy, all jokes aside its much like any other country, there are some areas/streets in most towns/cities that a local would hesitate to drive down late at night. It probably comes down to it being a relatively small country, size/distance wise and that 'we' have to get on with each other, you cannot leave by other than large plane or boat.
While Pete, Russ, & I joke about the 'Kiwi invasion of Bondi' ( probably like all the surfers gathering to California in the USA ) there is a large number of Kiwis in OZ . I spent a few weeks in Perth .W.A. during the early eighties and noticed that most were there 'initially' to get away from a problem at home, the fact that they were 'alone' in a new country meant they probably worked longer hours & harder than they ever did back in NZ.
We see the same with other people that come to NZ to start a new life & you will often here a 'local' comment about how hard these people work.
By the same token you will often here a 'lazy' local moan that they are stealing his/her job.
Any of the above sound familiar.
To many people I guess I live down in the sticks, BUT, within 2 hours drive I 'could ...
1. Be at the top of a mountain about to ride a chairlift for snow skiing.
2. On a boat to catch any type of fish I cared too.
3. In the bush, hunting, photographing, whatever...
4. Walking along a coastal beach.
5. At an international airport to fly to OZ etc.
6. On the local race circuit testing a car.
7. At one of three aviation centers riding in a Vintage Aircraft, WW2 Fighter, or doing a tandem Skydive etc.
In 6 hrs I could drive up to visit Russ, Lim etc & find a similar range of attractions plus a few more within a 2 hr drive.