The Airport solution

Pete · Aug 4, 2010

The Airport Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It's a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this talk about racial profiling. It eliminates a long and expensive trial. Justice will be swift.

Case closed! This is so simple it's brilliant.

I can see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion, followed by an announcement over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number ..."

Works for me!

jonnyb · Aug 5, 2010

Dont think I would like to be the next one in line for that booth!

gusmo · Aug 5, 2010

Have it set up like one of thoes new public toilets, all stainless steel inside. After the the muffled bang it can flush the sh!t away..... then do a quick steam clean, presto ready for the next customer.
Sounds feasible to me Pete.
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Lynn Erickson · Aug 5, 2010

why clean it? we should think green here. if we clean it up there would be a lot of toxic waste and pieces of Sh*t to dispose of . why not make the container of biodegradable material and just compact it, then store it in a very deep hole in the ground somewhere in the world where it is more likely turn it into an oil product that can be used in the far distance future to power a GT 40

molleur · Aug 5, 2010

Pete and Lynn,

I like the way you think!

aero · Aug 5, 2010

That's just an awesome idea...

David Morton · Aug 5, 2010

I think it's a brilliant idea. All of the taliban ragheads can go to a pre airport holding and processing centre to save them blowing themselves up in earshot of us 'normal' folk.

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