Bin Laden dead
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flatchat(Chris)
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Excuse my igorance :laugh:
Didn't Jesus die as a martyr -- so we celebrate that at easter
Guy Faulks , also --we have cracker (fire works) nights
Now Bin Laden ---- Obamas rejoice,-- God save America :uneasy:
Appologies --
Didn't Jesus die as a martyr -- so we celebrate that at easter
Guy Faulks , also --we have cracker (fire works) nights
Now Bin Laden ---- Obamas rejoice,-- God save America :uneasy:
Appologies --
The news today alludes to a lot of information being gleaned from OBL's computers etc. and how he may have been a lot more involved with actively planning attacks than previously thought. On a different tack, however, do you suppose any Pakistani officials are nervous? And if there is data pointing directly at any governmental assistance in his hiding in Pakistan, will we ever hear it? I think not, but we might get our chopper tail back in one piece...after they sell close-up pictures of it.
Jason,
I couldn't agree more. He should keep his gob firmly shut. Too easy to be rightous and virtuous from on high.
Justice was certainly done whether he likes it or not. Harsh in the light of the crime, I don't think so.
Thanks Pete and Dimi for lightening the mood. That made me laugh.:thumbsup:
I couldn't agree more. He should keep his gob firmly shut. Too easy to be rightous and virtuous from on high.
Justice was certainly done whether he likes it or not. Harsh in the light of the crime, I don't think so.
Thanks Pete and Dimi for lightening the mood. That made me laugh.:thumbsup:
Jim Craik
Lifetime Supporter
I understand that I should lighten up......................
"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." -Conan O'Brien
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno
"After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" –Craig Ferguson
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." –David Letterman
"Elisabeth Hasselbeck of 'The View' is writing a children's book about Osama bin Laden's death. She wants to write a book to explain the whole thing to children. No title yet, but I have some suggestions: 'The Cat in the Fatwa,' 'Horton hears a Helicopter,' 'Goodnight, Douche'" –Craig Ferguson
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." –Craig Ferguson
"There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." –David Letterman
"The hot new drink around the country is the bin Laden. It's a Colt 45 and a shot that goes right to your head." –Jay Leno
"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.'" –Jay Leno
"The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they’re doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates." –Conan O'Brien
"What?! Not only did we kill Bin Laden, we killed him in Abottabad! Abottabad sounds like name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place they would have loved to kill Bin Laden." –Jon Stewart
"He was living a half a mile from Pakistan's version of West Point in a town surrounded by retired ex-military officers. Let me put it in New York City terms. Bin Laden was on 21st and Seventh Avenue; they were on 21st and Ninth Avenue. If the Pakistani military academy were Domino's, they would have been delivered to bin Laden on foot." –Jon Stewart
"Osama bin Laden, as we speak, is living with Spongebob in a pineapple under the sea." –Jimmy Kimmel
"He's up to 2,000 friends on Shot In The Facebook." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama bin Laden was killed by Navy Seals yesterday. They did DNA testing to make sure it was Bin Laden. Or as I call it, best episode of Maury Povich EVER." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama gave the order for Navy SEALs to kill bin Laden. When President Bush heard about it, he was really upset, saying, 'I could have used seals?'" –Conan O'Brien
“By the way, 'buried at sea'? means 'dumped in the ocean.' That’s what they did with him. They dumped him in the ocean. Now I won't feel so guilty about peeing in the water anymore when I go to the beach."? –Jimmy Kimmel
"And so, Osama Bin Laden got his first bath in almost ten years. This could the best shark week ever." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Finding bin Laden was like finding a needle in a country that swore it didn’t have needles." –Stephen Colbert
"I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama 'cause his response to every question during the debates will be: 'Wait, I forget…Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden. Oh no, it was me, wasn't it?'" –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama announced that Osama bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan. That's right, bin Laden is dead — just like the Republicans' chances in 2012." –Jimmy Fallon
"It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'" –Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." –Jay Leno
"Oddly enough, bin Laden's last words were, 'I hope you at least use this to interrupt 'Celebrity Apprentice.'' –Jimmy Fallon
"Osama bin Laden is dead, which means the No. 1 threat to America is now the KFC Double Down." –Conan O'Brien
"Bin Laden was living in a house with no Internet access, which explains why there were all those bin Laden sightings at the Islamabad Kinko's." –Conan O'Brien
"Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces. Everyone on TV has been really happy. Glenn Beck was crying — and then he found out about Osama." –Craig Ferguson
"Looking for Bin Laden was like a 10-year game of Where’s Waldo. Only better because when you finally find Waldo you get to storm his compound and put a cap in his ass." –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama must be very happy because he finally took down his arch enemy: Donald Trump. The bin Laden announcement interrupted 'Celebrity Apprentice.'" –Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." –David Letterman
"I would like us to kill bin Laden every Sunday night. It makes for a much brighter start to the week." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Oddly enough, bin Laden's last words were, 'I hope you at least use this to interrupt 'Celebrity Apprentice.'' –Jimmy Fallon
"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." -Conan O'Brien
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno
"After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" –Craig Ferguson
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." –David Letterman
"Elisabeth Hasselbeck of 'The View' is writing a children's book about Osama bin Laden's death. She wants to write a book to explain the whole thing to children. No title yet, but I have some suggestions: 'The Cat in the Fatwa,' 'Horton hears a Helicopter,' 'Goodnight, Douche'" –Craig Ferguson
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." –Craig Ferguson
"There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." –David Letterman
"The hot new drink around the country is the bin Laden. It's a Colt 45 and a shot that goes right to your head." –Jay Leno
"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.'" –Jay Leno
"The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they’re doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates." –Conan O'Brien
"What?! Not only did we kill Bin Laden, we killed him in Abottabad! Abottabad sounds like name most New Yorkers would have invented for the fictional place they would have loved to kill Bin Laden." –Jon Stewart
"He was living a half a mile from Pakistan's version of West Point in a town surrounded by retired ex-military officers. Let me put it in New York City terms. Bin Laden was on 21st and Seventh Avenue; they were on 21st and Ninth Avenue. If the Pakistani military academy were Domino's, they would have been delivered to bin Laden on foot." –Jon Stewart
"Osama bin Laden, as we speak, is living with Spongebob in a pineapple under the sea." –Jimmy Kimmel
"He's up to 2,000 friends on Shot In The Facebook." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama bin Laden was killed by Navy Seals yesterday. They did DNA testing to make sure it was Bin Laden. Or as I call it, best episode of Maury Povich EVER." –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama gave the order for Navy SEALs to kill bin Laden. When President Bush heard about it, he was really upset, saying, 'I could have used seals?'" –Conan O'Brien
“By the way, 'buried at sea'? means 'dumped in the ocean.' That’s what they did with him. They dumped him in the ocean. Now I won't feel so guilty about peeing in the water anymore when I go to the beach."? –Jimmy Kimmel
"And so, Osama Bin Laden got his first bath in almost ten years. This could the best shark week ever." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Finding bin Laden was like finding a needle in a country that swore it didn’t have needles." –Stephen Colbert
"I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama 'cause his response to every question during the debates will be: 'Wait, I forget…Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden. Oh no, it was me, wasn't it?'" –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama announced that Osama bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan. That's right, bin Laden is dead — just like the Republicans' chances in 2012." –Jimmy Fallon
"It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'" –Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." –Jay Leno
"Oddly enough, bin Laden's last words were, 'I hope you at least use this to interrupt 'Celebrity Apprentice.'' –Jimmy Fallon
"Osama bin Laden is dead, which means the No. 1 threat to America is now the KFC Double Down." –Conan O'Brien
"Bin Laden was living in a house with no Internet access, which explains why there were all those bin Laden sightings at the Islamabad Kinko's." –Conan O'Brien
"Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces. Everyone on TV has been really happy. Glenn Beck was crying — and then he found out about Osama." –Craig Ferguson
"Looking for Bin Laden was like a 10-year game of Where’s Waldo. Only better because when you finally find Waldo you get to storm his compound and put a cap in his ass." –Craig Ferguson
"President Obama must be very happy because he finally took down his arch enemy: Donald Trump. The bin Laden announcement interrupted 'Celebrity Apprentice.'" –Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years. So he did suffer." –David Letterman
"I would like us to kill bin Laden every Sunday night. It makes for a much brighter start to the week." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Oddly enough, bin Laden's last words were, 'I hope you at least use this to interrupt 'Celebrity Apprentice.'' –Jimmy Fallon
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OBL makes a reasonable candidate for a podium finish Nick, but I really think Jimmy Hoffa is STILL overall champion followed closely by Lord Lucan...
I will admit defeat if they ever turn up alive
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Didn't the best man at the Royal wedding have a telegram addressed to the Duchess of Cambridge from Lord Lucan. I think it said "It should have been me" - Richard.
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
Or, as my 27 year old godson said on HIS Facebook page: "Ok, now that he's dead, who's going to serve me my Slurpee at 7/11?"
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Interesting way of putting it, hundreds of Muslims protesting the "Assassination"
of Bin Laden the terrorist responsible for thousand of deaths are supporters.
While those opposing them are Extremists.
Nice one Brendan.
Express.co.uk - Home of the Daily and Sunday Express | UK News :: Furious bin Laden supporters vow to take revenge
of Bin Laden the terrorist responsible for thousand of deaths are supporters.
While those opposing them are Extremists.
Nice one Brendan.
Express.co.uk - Home of the Daily and Sunday Express | UK News :: Furious bin Laden supporters vow to take revenge
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Sooner or later, the penny will drop and less and less demonstrators will appear, particularly if they could be photographed and identified. Benefits are probably funding their activities as well. The black headgear of the female (I use the word 'female' lightly as the headgear may conceal cross dressers [ oh yes - it really has already]) obl supporters has to be stopped. Maybe Sarkhozy is getting /has got it right.
If it were down to me, - ----d --- a ----- -------.
You can fill in my words if you want.
It's getting to the stage where I am beginning to become prejudiced against these low lifes. Remember , I live near High Wycombe where the woods are now all under permanent video surveiilance after the last attrocities (they were storing bomb making materials in the woods around here) - Some of our roads were closed off for about three weeks by policemen from the Birmingham area being payed on overtime - and we, the joe soaps of this world, are paying for this shit.
If it were down to me, - ----d --- a ----- -------.
You can fill in my words if you want.
It's getting to the stage where I am beginning to become prejudiced against these low lifes. Remember , I live near High Wycombe where the woods are now all under permanent video surveiilance after the last attrocities (they were storing bomb making materials in the woods around here) - Some of our roads were closed off for about three weeks by policemen from the Birmingham area being payed on overtime - and we, the joe soaps of this world, are paying for this shit.
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I've checked this out as perfectly TRUE as you all should as well.
Scammers, and ne'er do wells have been using fake messages purporting to show pics of OBL hanged and embedding stuff in the site, key stroke loggers, phishing code all kinds of nasty things because of the high volume of traffic interested in such material.
Please be aware.....
Personally? I wouldn't waste a perfectly good click anyway......
Scammers, and ne'er do wells have been using fake messages purporting to show pics of OBL hanged and embedding stuff in the site, key stroke loggers, phishing code all kinds of nasty things because of the high volume of traffic interested in such material.
Please be aware.....
Personally? I wouldn't waste a perfectly good click anyway......
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Agreed Jim, also calling it a Mansion????? I don't get it either, but you know what they say, location, location, location.:shocked:
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24%cocoa, 57% coconut, 18%sugar and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the fact he had a bounty on his head!
Lived in a house similar to that (only 2 storey) in Islamabad about 35 years ago. Astonished how little has changed. Usually 4 bedroom, all ensuite, massive lounge/dining rooms, 'go-down' (huge pantry) and servants quarters. Had a sit down meal for 70 people at our wedding in the lounge room of one house. 23 kids were fed in the dining room at the same time!
Westerners had all the trinkets, carpets, furniture etc that one would expect of a similar house in their home country. As can be seen, even today, whilst the house may be large, the furniture is basic, when occupied by 'locals".
In local terms, absolutely a mansion, but I suspect the majority of us would not be too interested in living like OBL.
Westerners had all the trinkets, carpets, furniture etc that one would expect of a similar house in their home country. As can be seen, even today, whilst the house may be large, the furniture is basic, when occupied by 'locals".
In local terms, absolutely a mansion, but I suspect the majority of us would not be too interested in living like OBL.
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