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Charlie Farley
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Oh, I was hoping someone would know.....
Jim Rosenthal
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BRING BACK THE COLONEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted to look a Chinamen I'd move to China.
Ian Anderson
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy 's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother ..
"Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can 't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy 's, troubled blue eyes and said,
"Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot!"
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy 's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother ..
"Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can 't I walk across the lake like me father, his father and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy 's, troubled blue eyes and said,
"Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot!"
Charlie Farley
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Is anyone else getting the same message when viewing this joke thread ?
My firewall is telling me there is a malicious file on this page.
Anyway, forewarned is forearmed, as they say.
My firewall is telling me there is a malicious file on this page.
Anyway, forewarned is forearmed, as they say.
Me neither.
Maybe you have a firewall that actually works and we don't...?
Jim Rosenthal
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You've spelled s-h-i-t-h-e-a-d a-l-i-e-n.
The only thing that saves Dennis Rodman from being the most embarrassing person on the planet is the fact that Justin Bieber exists also. But he only throws eggs.
The only thing that saves Dennis Rodman from being the most embarrassing person on the planet is the fact that Justin Bieber exists also. But he only throws eggs.
Charlie Farley
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Pile Driving Thailand Stylieeee
I don't want to hear you haven't got the correct tools for the job anymore...
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cFb0nLCKypg?rel=0
I don't want to hear you haven't got the correct tools for the job anymore...
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cFb0nLCKypg?rel=0
I occasionally get a page via Cisco Systems saying that the site: "gt40s is suspicious" and then a traffic light with red and green asking me do I trust the site and wish to proceed? It appears to be random but only appears for GT40s and I have no idea what triggers it.
Does that sound familiar?
That'll teach you to go on the Paddock:idea:
flatchat(Chris)
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sorry, another copy from face book
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?....170805802963784.39347.166337376743960&type=1
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?....170805802963784.39347.166337376743960&type=1
