And the big joke was they left the politicians to make the decision......sorry, that is thread drift!
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And the big joke was they left the politicians to make the decision......sorry, that is thread drift!
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Keith,
You get me worried at times !
You get me worried at times !
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Buying a used car? Here are some excellent tips. Some of you may need to watch this a couple of times to understand what is being said. The accent is home grown KIWI.
YouTube - Billy T. James - Buying a Car
YouTube - Billy T. James - Buying a Car
Peter Delaney
GT40s Supporter
Pete - priceless !!
Banking Update Alert!
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely be going for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely be going for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal
Humorous Accents!!!
I know that each of us has a little difficulty at times, if not utter amazement, with the understanding of those who are not from their region of the country, or the globe for that matter, when it comes to expressing thoughts, opinions, or information. Here for your entertainment is an old archive of a shooting incident(in the U S). For you edification, a translation is provided.
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/boo_got_shot_translation.mp3
Bill
I know that each of us has a little difficulty at times, if not utter amazement, with the understanding of those who are not from their region of the country, or the globe for that matter, when it comes to expressing thoughts, opinions, or information. Here for your entertainment is an old archive of a shooting incident(in the U S). For you edification, a translation is provided.
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/boo_got_shot_translation.mp3
Bill
Peter Delaney
GT40s Supporter
Keith, the subject might not be funny (specially from Boo's point of view), but the "Jarve Tock" is just incomprehensible & needed a translation. How do people who talk like that function in today's broader world ?
Bizarre dialects used to develop over time as a consequence of geographic separation, but today, we are seeing new dialects evolving very quickly along socio-economic lines.
With the blanket availability of communications media, why do some groups of people choose to alienate themselves from the rest of society by developing their own peculiar derivatives of common languages ?
Bizarre dialects used to develop over time as a consequence of geographic separation, but today, we are seeing new dialects evolving very quickly along socio-economic lines.
With the blanket availability of communications media, why do some groups of people choose to alienate themselves from the rest of society by developing their own peculiar derivatives of common languages ?
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
How do they function? It's called 'talking up' or 'talking-down' depending on who they are talking to.
asright innit.
asright innit.
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
Or be of the other persuasion, pregnant, religious, disabled or an ex nun. (Actually those are the qualities that candidates should aspire to for management posts in British Airways).
2 Muslim Mothers
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing.
This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would be 24 now.
The other mom replies, I remember him as a baby.
Mom says, he's a martyr now.
Oh, so sad, my dear.
Mom flips to another picture. And this is my second son, Khalid. He would be 21.
Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.
Mom sighs, He's a martyr, too.
Oh gracious me, says the second mother.
And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18, Mom whispers.
Yes, says her friend enthusiastically, remember when he first started school.
He's a martyr also, Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, They blow up so fast.
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing.
This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would be 24 now.
The other mom replies, I remember him as a baby.
Mom says, he's a martyr now.
Oh, so sad, my dear.
Mom flips to another picture. And this is my second son, Khalid. He would be 21.
Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.
Mom sighs, He's a martyr, too.
Oh gracious me, says the second mother.
And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18, Mom whispers.
Yes, says her friend enthusiastically, remember when he first started school.
He's a martyr also, Mom says, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, They blow up so fast.
HOW TO WIN IN NASCAR - THE INSIDE SECRETS!!!!
I always knew it was a lot harder than it looks....here's the proof.
NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I always knew it was a lot harder than it looks....here's the proof.
NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
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The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
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The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
"GOLD!" :lol: you're a gem Pete
VCC56
Lifetime Supporter
When the German conductor Rudolph Kempe first came to London to work with the New Philharmonia Orchestra, he was asked to make a special mention of a Mrs. Hodgekiss who had made generous donations to the orchestra. After an exhilarating performance of Mahlers 3rd symphony, the conductor turned to the audience and said: There's one person here in the concert hall who has made it possible to perform this wonderful piece by Mahler today, and the last part of her name makes a word, that I for one, and everyone else on stage would like to give her a big one of, so Mrs. Hitchcock, would you please join us up here...............A true story!
