Jokes anyone? -
- Thread starter p thompson
- Start date
Is it a case of if the face fits?
It might be for all the dick heads that are out there.
...'stolen from Steven Wright:
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it."
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place."
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”"
"In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence."
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it."
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place."
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”"
"In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence."
Did you hear about the magic tractor ?
It turned into a field.
It turned into a field.
Good taste is something else....
Paul
Paul
Money can't buy it, that's for darned sure...
Yesterday I was shocked to hear from a neighbour that my dog was chasing a man on a bicycle.
I had no idea my dog could ride a bike !
I had no idea my dog could ride a bike !