Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Not PC at all.
I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
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He replied, "No, just having a shit."<o></o>
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Disabled toilets. <o></o>
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. <o></o>
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. <o></o>
How could anyone stoop so low? <o></o>
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke<o></o>
standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.<o></o>
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"<o></o>
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I'm living next door to an aboriginal couple at the moment.... They have<o></o>
3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard,<o></o>
so I'm just writing to you while the kettle boils!<o></o>
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* Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has<o></o>
only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school<o></o>
along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1<o></o>
pedal.<o></o>
If you send us just $2, we will send you the video. Its f*cking hilarious.<o></o>
<o></o>
* I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is good morning you<o></o>
ugly c _ _ t? It's not yours is it?<o></o>
<o></o>
* Been to the optometrist today and he told me I was colour blind. I'm<o></o>
f*cking worried now that some of my mates could be coons. If you are, can<o></o>
you delete my number? Ta<o></o>
<o></o>
* A bloke starts work in a maternity hospital. Nurse tells him to bath a<o></o>
newborn aboriginal baby. She goes to check on him and he's swishing the<o></o>
aboriginal baby round the bath with a stick. You don't bath a baby like<o></o>
that she said. He said, You do when the water's this f*cking hot!<o></o>
<o></o>
* There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.<o></o>
<o></o>
* I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly<o></o>
found in cells. Apparently, aboriginals and Lebanese rapists is not the<o></o>
correct answer.
I met a 14 year old girl on the Internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
<o></o>
<o></o>
Disabled toilets. <o></o>
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in. <o></o>
<o></o>
<o></o>
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. <o></o>
How could anyone stoop so low? <o></o>
<o></o>
<o></o>
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke<o></o>
standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.<o></o>
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"<o></o>
<o></o>
I'm living next door to an aboriginal couple at the moment.... They have<o></o>
3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard,<o></o>
so I'm just writing to you while the kettle boils!<o></o>
<o></o>
* Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia. He has<o></o>
only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school<o></o>
along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1<o></o>
pedal.<o></o>
If you send us just $2, we will send you the video. Its f*cking hilarious.<o></o>
<o></o>
* I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is good morning you<o></o>
ugly c _ _ t? It's not yours is it?<o></o>
<o></o>
* Been to the optometrist today and he told me I was colour blind. I'm<o></o>
f*cking worried now that some of my mates could be coons. If you are, can<o></o>
you delete my number? Ta<o></o>
<o></o>
* A bloke starts work in a maternity hospital. Nurse tells him to bath a<o></o>
newborn aboriginal baby. She goes to check on him and he's swishing the<o></o>
aboriginal baby round the bath with a stick. You don't bath a baby like<o></o>
that she said. He said, You do when the water's this f*cking hot!<o></o>
<o></o>
* There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.<o></o>
<o></o>
* I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly<o></o>
found in cells. Apparently, aboriginals and Lebanese rapists is not the<o></o>
correct answer.