flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
Q ..How does a Collingwood footballer have protected sex ? ( thats Aussie rules league football Melbourne Victoria Australia )
Ans ... in a bus shelter
Ans ... in a bus shelter
Jokes anyone? -
- Thread starter p thompson
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'Too deep for this Yankee... ;-)
Neil
Supporter
"I'll take 150 mph for the win, Alex."
flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
It's also too deep for me.
I found this page to provide some context (warning some of the jokes are NSWF).
The Encyclopaedia Of Collingwood Jokes!
Firstly I barrack for Collingwood but they're funny anyway. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road? Centrelink was on the other side How do you inflict 12 months of acute pain on a Pies supporter? Buy them a membership for Christmas! What do u say to a Collingwood...
aussiehomebrewer.com
Bill Kearley
Supporter
Hook, line and sinker
OJ's last ride. that might be AC driving. (disclosure, OJ lived down the street from out first house)
I seen one similar.
I have a deposit on a new Corvette since early 2021, and I’m the rumored upcoming Zora since 2019. I am also collecting parts for my upcoming RCR Lola T70 build. A buddy of mine sent this to me today because of my health. He doesn’t think I’ll live long enough to see any of them. I’ll prove them wrong.
Never, ever give up!
Bill Kearley
Supporter
That one reminds me of my school days. We had a French guy in the class. We where pressure testing an automatic transmission while up on a hoist, I cupped my hands as to help him up into the car and then he gave me a funny look. My response was, what's the matter, don't you trust a Canadian ?
