Pilots Eye Test - do you have what it takes?

[David Morton]

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Sent to me by the leading sensor operator on my Nimrod Crew in the early 70's.


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I'll be buggered if I can get the images to display. I'll ask Cap'n Hardy how to do it.







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[Keith]

Aye aye skipper!

PILOTS EYE TEST​

See if you have what it takes to be a pilot...
If you fail this, they make you a Navigator.​

Can you focus on the Parrot for 10 seconds ?​

Nah! I didn't think so.
Not to worry, me neither....
I never wanted to be a fxxxxx pilot anyway......​

(Moderators please note: On this occasion, I am merely the facilitator)​

 

[Jim Craik]

What parrot?

 

[Tony Hunt]

What eye test?

 

[Dimi Terleckyj]

Hi David

I must be getting old because I can actually see the parrot!!!!!!!!!!

Dimi

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

You guys are all getting old, I can see a camel. Or at least it's toe:shy:

 

[Jack]

But remember guy's, a bird in hand..............

 

[Al Wohlstrom]

How come the artificial horizon is vertical, and where's the little airplane?

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

I see a little man in a boat....................

 

[Randy V]

Pa - pa - pa - pa - parrot???????

READY FOR TAKE OFF!!!!!

CLEARED FOR STRAIGHT IN APPROACH....

PROCEED DIRECTLY TO THE TERMINAL!!!

 

[Dalton Veitch]

Crikey, I'm glad I'm not flying with any of you flight jocks.

 

[Gus Richmond]

I can only see the parrots beak!!!
Wouldn't mind seeing the rest of the bird.

 

[domtoni]

+1 guys