Seagulls are still a Problem

[Keith]

Although late in the year, it is unseasonably warm around here - beaches are still busy.

Bloody seagulls continue to be a damned nuisance though.. :thumbsdown:

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Shoo seagull piss off.

 

[Larry L.]

That danged bird had to be PHOTOSHOPPED in there, ya ole goat!

A pox on your house!

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Shoo seagull piss off.

That danged bird had to be PHOTOSHOPPED in there, ya ole goat!

A pox on your house!

Stop and think just for one moment chaps. We are talking about Brighton beach here so thinking that the pigeon is covering up a bum in front is pure speculation, for all you know that could be hiding a japs eye and two man vegetables. YUK

Bob

 

[Keith]

Stop and think just for one moment chaps. We are talking about Brighton beach here so thinking that the pigeon is covering up a bum in front is pure speculation, for all you know that could be hiding a japs eye and two man vegetables. YUK

Bob

I bow to your superior knowledge old bean....

 

[Malcolm]

I thought there was no sand on Brighton beach?

 

[Keith]

Now you're both beginning to worry me.....

 

There - fixed that for you....

 

[Keith]

Wow! Look at that pussy!

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

He is a fat cat hope he ate the freaking seagull

 

[Keith]

Now, how do you know that is a male pussy then Pete? The odds are against it.

What a weird thread.. Hien?

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Maybe it's a lady boy puss?

 

[roaldin]

Reminds of a line from a show last night -

So I was in a bus sitting next to a gorgeous Thai girl and I was thinking 'don't get an erection, don't get an erection', but she did.



Tim.

 

[David Morton]

I don't think it was photoshopped and the reason is the Depth of View on the lens. The photographer should have stopped down one or even two F stops and then you could see the seagull in focus.

 

[David Morton]

And the small hairs on her arse as well ................

(Beat you to it Keith)

 

[Keith]

Damn! I love this Forum - so much in-depth technical knowledge on a huge range of subjects :thumbsup:

 

[Larry L.]

There - fixed that for you....

I bet you and Keith must have spent quite some time working for the government 'back in the day', then, huh, 'cause you two "fix" something in the same way - by hiding it!