Dear Reverand / Imam Bayard,
Praise be upon you - your inspiration and foresight in building such a beautiful place of worship is indeed divine !
I humbly pray that you might give consideration to Brother Faili's thoughts when you are running in the hard plumbing for compressed air - Yeah Verily, a second set of piping for the holy Guiness (with taps set about the holy walls at spacing no greater than 6 cubits) would surely bring the flocks a flocking !
Brother Flatchat also brings much wisdom to our midst regarding the "holy smoke" - may I also humbly suggest that the water traps in the compressed air lines be made available for use as a giant hubble-bubble network so that your followers (who are legion) may partake of the pleasures of the weed (whichever) as they are wont ?
In your second epistle, you mentioned that all denominations will be welcome. In order to relieve your exalted personage from the odium of dealing with such trifling issues, may I be so bold as to offer my services in terms of collecting the afore-said denominations - US$, AU$, UK#, Yen, Euros, Lira, Krona would make a fine start !
The meek may well inherit the earth, but it is also written that the GT40 owners shall inherit the roads there-upon !!
Your faithful disciple,
Peter D.
