Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I discovered recently by way of the popular press that I am a bad Australian!
Therefore I confess my new status:
1. I don’t care about appearing compassionate.
2. I don’t think I should say sorry when I didn’t do it.
3. I don’t think playing with toy guns as a child turns you into a killer.
4. I believe politicians are liars.
5. I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
6. I don’t believe that being abused as a child gives you the license to rape, rob, mug or become a dope head.
7. I believe that people kill people, not guns.
8. I believe that I am better than a homeless bum on welfare.
9. I’ve never owned or been a slave; I haven’t burned any witches or stolen a generation and neither have you. So, stop trying to pass out undeserved guilt trips.
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11. I know the difference between a “promise” and a “core promise” it’s called lying.
12. I know that newspaper reporting is inaccurate, biased, and often complete fiction.
13. I don’t think it takes a village or a social worker to raise a child. It takes parents who will say “NO” and mean it.
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If I’m the boss and you steal from me, or are incompetent, or I just don’t like you, I should be able to sack you, without being dragged through court.
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15.I define television news as bizarre events presented to mindless viewers by unprepared clowns.
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16. I don’t hate the rich.
17. I don’t pity the poor.
18. I have been both, rich is better.
19. I like Homer Simpson.
20. I think global warming is bull***t.
21. I don’t believe in land rights for gay whales.
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22. Aboriginal people have land rights the same as I have. The rights to work hard do well and buy their own.
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23. I think that illegal refugees should be sent back to wherever they came from. Why should they jump the queue?
24 I think that the do gooders, who think we should let them in, should be made put them up in their house.
25. I am still naive enough to believe that your word is your bond and a handshake is a contract.
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26. I think legislating to stop people being dumb is a waste of time, if you are stupid enough to not wear a seat belt or a helmet on a motorbike, that’s your problem.
27. I like fireworks some explosions are cool.
28. I believe that a hand wringing socialist with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell’s Angel with an attitude.
29. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry arse if you come at them with a gun, knife, or needle.
30. I think I should have the same right.
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31. I like fast cars, motor bikes, horses, big houses and private clubs.
32. I believe the money I make belongs to me and mine; not some mid level clerk with a poor education who wants to give it away to some welfare dependent drug addict.
33. I do not evade taxes, but I seriously endeavor to keep the government at their lowest level of confiscation.
34. I think rape is a worse crime than murder and judges that give rapists a light sentence should be sacked.
35. I think Hillary is a bitch and Bill deserves her.
36. I don’t think speed kills, giving a completely selfish idiot who has managed to drive around the block and reverse park, a license to drive a car capable of 280 k.p.h is what kills.
37. Speed traps do nothing to reduce the road toll.
Therefore I confess my new status:
1. I don’t care about appearing compassionate.
2. I don’t think I should say sorry when I didn’t do it.
3. I don’t think playing with toy guns as a child turns you into a killer.
4. I believe politicians are liars.
5. I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
6. I don’t believe that being abused as a child gives you the license to rape, rob, mug or become a dope head.
7. I believe that people kill people, not guns.
8. I believe that I am better than a homeless bum on welfare.
9. I’ve never owned or been a slave; I haven’t burned any witches or stolen a generation and neither have you. So, stop trying to pass out undeserved guilt trips.
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lace>’s language is English, learn it or leave11. I know the difference between a “promise” and a “core promise” it’s called lying.
12. I know that newspaper reporting is inaccurate, biased, and often complete fiction.
13. I don’t think it takes a village or a social worker to raise a child. It takes parents who will say “NO” and mean it.
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></o>16. I don’t hate the rich.
17. I don’t pity the poor.
18. I have been both, rich is better.
19. I like Homer Simpson.
20. I think global warming is bull***t.
21. I don’t believe in land rights for gay whales.
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></o>23. I think that illegal refugees should be sent back to wherever they came from. Why should they jump the queue?
24 I think that the do gooders, who think we should let them in, should be made put them up in their house.
25. I am still naive enough to believe that your word is your bond and a handshake is a contract.
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></o>26. I think legislating to stop people being dumb is a waste of time, if you are stupid enough to not wear a seat belt or a helmet on a motorbike, that’s your problem.
27. I like fireworks some explosions are cool.
28. I believe that a hand wringing socialist with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell’s Angel with an attitude.
29. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry arse if you come at them with a gun, knife, or needle.
30. I think I should have the same right.
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></o>31. I like fast cars, motor bikes, horses, big houses and private clubs.
32. I believe the money I make belongs to me and mine; not some mid level clerk with a poor education who wants to give it away to some welfare dependent drug addict.
33. I do not evade taxes, but I seriously endeavor to keep the government at their lowest level of confiscation.
34. I think rape is a worse crime than murder and judges that give rapists a light sentence should be sacked.
35. I think Hillary is a bitch and Bill deserves her.
36. I don’t think speed kills, giving a completely selfish idiot who has managed to drive around the block and reverse park, a license to drive a car capable of 280 k.p.h is what kills.
37. Speed traps do nothing to reduce the road toll.
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