Sorry for the continuing thread drift but this is more fun than arguing about guns.
Extra doggie treat are you joking
My wife,
Going out I'll give Stan a treat.
Coming in I'll give Stan a treat.
It's raining I'll give Stan a treat.
The sun is shining I'll give Stan a treat.
Were going out again I'll give Stan a treat and put the light on as it's dark and he might get scared, and I'll put the telly on so he doesn't get lonely.
I'm going out I've given Stan his tea fluffed up his blanket and bed given him a walk and a brush, you will have to get your own tea didn't have time to do it.
Don't get me wrong it's not all bad, since the rabbits died a number of years ago I moved up two places in importance although I will always be behind Stan and the rockery, and no matter what Stan is always pleased to see me
Bit like this really