Two Hillbillies were a-sittin' on th' front porch passin' the time-o-day when a flatbed truck loaded with rolls of sod drove by.
One says to th' other, he says; "I'm gunna do that one day when I hit th' lotto jackpot."
"Do whut?", th' other one asks.
The first one declares, "I'm a-gunna send muh lawn out tuh be mowed."