I took my wife's leopard skin coat to be dry cleaned yesterday, it came back spotless.
"Waiter, how long will my spaghetti be ?" - 'I am not sure sir, we don't usually measure it'
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on
Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all the deep frying.
You know that look women give you when they want sex ? Me neither.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it may be habit forming.
The permissive society doesn't exist. I should know, I've been searching for it for years.
If it's sent by ship they say it's cargo. If it comes by road they say it's a shipment. What ?
Smile every morning when you wake up & get it over with for the day.