Jokes anyone? -

Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
^^^ Meeeeh!
There are several supercar/hypercar/exotic cars that would be far more preferable in my world!!!
('Wouldn't kick that Camaro out of my garage regardless!)


Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
Two Hillbillies were a-sittin' on th' front porch passin' the time-o-day when a flatbed truck loaded with rolls of sod drove by.
One says to th' other, he says; "I'm gunna do that one day when I hit th' lotto jackpot."
"Do whut?", th' other one asks.
The first one declares, "I'm a-gunna send muh lawn out tuh be mowed."

Stephen Ducker

I took my wife's leopard skin coat to be dry cleaned yesterday, it came back spotless.

"Waiter, how long will my spaghetti be ?" - 'I am not sure sir, we don't usually measure it'

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on

Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all the deep frying.

You know that look women give you when they want sex ? Me neither.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it may be habit forming.

The permissive society doesn't exist. I should know, I've been searching for it for years.

If it's sent by ship they say it's cargo. If it comes by road they say it's a shipment. What ?

Smile every morning when you wake up & get it over with for the day.

Larry L.

Lifetime Supporter
^^^ So true!

Neither my Mrs nor I felt a thing when we got our shots.
The needles that are used for the C-19 shots are so thin I'm amazed any vaccine at all can pass thru them.