Paul Thompson 'Hooligan'
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have these very large bullfrogs. They say they give great blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs?!" the woman replied.
"We've sold 30 of them this month with no complaints.", he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gift. If true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! However, she repeated what the salesman had told her and went to bed.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making horrible banging and crashing sounds. She ran to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook.... you're gone."
"Well," said the clerk, "I have these very large bullfrogs. They say they give great blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs?!" the woman replied.
"We've sold 30 of them this month with no complaints.", he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gift. If true... no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! However, she repeated what the salesman had told her and went to bed.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making horrible banging and crashing sounds. She ran to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook.... you're gone."