Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Wife says to husband, "You only ever want sex when you're drunk!"
Husband says, "That's not true; sometimes, I want a kebab."
I bought the wife a memory stick; it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya.
They sent in three ships - two full of sand and one full of cement. It was a mortar attack.
A Geordie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in Japan.
Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "Newcastle."
"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.
"Pretty much the same as this place!"
My sexy Japanese neighbour told me that she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised that she wanted to rent her spare room out!!
Husband says, "That's not true; sometimes, I want a kebab."
I bought the wife a memory stick; it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
Sky news report. The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya.
They sent in three ships - two full of sand and one full of cement. It was a mortar attack.
A Geordie and a Yank aid worker are helping out in Japan.
Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "Newcastle."
"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.
"Pretty much the same as this place!"
My sexy Japanese neighbour told me that she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised that she wanted to rent her spare room out!!