'Just remembered an oldie but goody:
During Sunday services one weekend, a preacher was really getting into a 'fire and brimstone' sermon when the doors of the church burst open and there stood satan ( I won't capitalize it!) himself. Recognizing santan immediately, the stunned preacher dove out of the nearest window, and when the congregation turned to see what had spooked the preacher - they all bolted for the nearest exit as well...except for one elderly widower who was seated in the front row of the church.
Puzzled, satan stomped over to the old gentleman and asked: "Do you know who I am?" The old gentleman replied, "Yeeeup." "Aren't you afraid of me?!", satan bellowed. 'Nope", the old man replied. "You DO KNOW I could make life very painful for you not to mention END IT if I wanted to do so, don't you?" Yeeeup", the old man replied. "Then WHY aren't you afraid of me!!!", satan demanded.
The old man replied: "I was married to your sister..."
During Sunday services one weekend, a preacher was really getting into a 'fire and brimstone' sermon when the doors of the church burst open and there stood satan ( I won't capitalize it!) himself. Recognizing santan immediately, the stunned preacher dove out of the nearest window, and when the congregation turned to see what had spooked the preacher - they all bolted for the nearest exit as well...except for one elderly widower who was seated in the front row of the church.
Puzzled, satan stomped over to the old gentleman and asked: "Do you know who I am?" The old gentleman replied, "Yeeeup." "Aren't you afraid of me?!", satan bellowed. 'Nope", the old man replied. "You DO KNOW I could make life very painful for you not to mention END IT if I wanted to do so, don't you?" Yeeeup", the old man replied. "Then WHY aren't you afraid of me!!!", satan demanded.
The old man replied: "I was married to your sister..."