Don't ever ban guns guys. There is one person on here, that one day I may just be forced to shoot, if only to do this forum a favour!![]()
Ha ha! Nah, do it with a spoon - it will hurt more

Anyway, a man goes into a crowded bar with a loaded assault rifle and 2 big clips.
"Who the fuck has been sleeping with my wife?" He shouts.
A small voice at the back calls back "You didn't bring enough ammo."