I think I need to hang out w/ people my own age

[Alex]

The last few months months every so often people were making comments about how my hair is starting to go grey.

So today I take a look in the mirror and yep, grey streaks everywhere.

That's what I get for hanging out with you old guys! :cry:

Oh well, I guess better 27 and grey than 27 and bald :idea: .... now, where did I put that them there viagra pills........

 

[Jack Houpe]

Very funny Alex, I am over twice your age and don't need Viagra but have my own person racing stripe on my head.

My son in law and I went to mid america Shelby meet at Tulsa, we took a cab to town to get something to eat and ended up in a young person bar (young whipper snappers like you) and about 10pm it started loading up with young girls, I felt like a fish out of water but stuck around long enough to see a bunch of nice firm boobs all around us. Brought back memories of yesteryear.

 

[Keith]

Oh well, I guess better 27 and grey than 27 and bald :idea: .... now, where did I put that them there viagra pills........

What utter tosh.....

Bald is BEST

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Don't worry about the grey hair, the word distinguished comes to mind.
A bottle will fix the grey, nothing cures bald.
Viagra? At 27, give me a break!

 

[Jack]

Alex, I don't waste MY hormones growing hair! Don't need that viagra stuff yet either....

+1 Keith

 

[Damian]

I decided to shave it all off before I had a reverse Mohawk :shocked: . Now I don't know what I waited for; low maintenance and aerodynamic to boot !

 

[Al Wohlstrom]

Horsepower is a great form of viagra!

 

[Jack]

Alex, you could always DYE your hair AND take viagra...

 

[Alex]

BRB, going to find that them there prune juice and Metamucil now.

 

[Dalton Veitch]

I tried to hang out with people my own age, but there aren't many of them still breathing.

 

[Dave Bilyk]

I'm with Keith on this one, when I was young, the girls would run their fingers through my baby soft hair, and say they loved my hair.
Now its all gone, and whats left I shave off, now they gently touch my bald head and say, ooh that feels so sexy Dave. Well the wife does anyway:laugh:, but seriously, there are plenty of younger and older ladies who prefer and find a bald head sexy. I also wear a tie that says 'who needs hair', Baldies unite and be proud I say!


regards
Dave

 

[Jimmy P]

Having been grey since 17 (yikes!) I've learned to tell the ladies "once you go grey there ain't no other way." And whats that old mantra about being bald....."If you go bald in the back you're a thinker but if you go bald in the front you're a lover but if you go bald all over it means you think you're a lover." Keith we all know where you fit in to that mate. : = )

 

[Keith]

Having been grey since 17 (yikes!) I've learned to tell the ladies "once you go grey there ain't no other way." And whats that old mantra about being bald....."If you go bald in the back you're a thinker but if you go bald in the front you're a lover but if you go bald all over it means you think you're a lover." Keith we all know where you fit in to that mate. : = )

Regretfully Jimmy, I have to agree with your innuendo mate....

 

[Pat Buckley]

Hmmmm....I guess I have lived right - at age 60 I don't need Viagra and I have a full head of hair! I will admit to a small bald patch on the back......but that has been there for almost 20 years.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Regretfully Jimmy, I have to agree with your innuendo mate....

Isn't an innuendo an Italian suppository?

I met an old cowboy in Steamboat Springs who said "always remember son, the older the bull, the harder the horn".

 

[Jimmy P]

Pete & Keith you two missed your calling. A million comedians out of work but you two are a rare find. Your posts never fail to make me laugh. If I hung about with you two I need an endless supply of clean underpants cuz I'd be pissin' myself from laughing. You've both got to be a big hit at parties. Fantastic stuff lads.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Pete & Keith you two missed your calling. A million comedians out of work but you two are a rare find. Your posts never fail to make me laugh. If I hung about with you two I need an endless supply of clean underpants cuz I'd be pissin' myself from laughing. You've both got to be a big hit at parties. Fantastic stuff lads.

Well, thank you James. Next time you are in Brisbane look me up and I will buy you numerous beers. I love to see grown men pee their pants.:stunned: Not.
I can assure you that I'm not the life of the party I normally sit in a corner trying to look mysterious hoping that some big busted wench half my age will find the mysterious 007 persona attractive.
It worked once for me in 1980 and not since, but I keep trying.:sad:

 

[Keith]

Well, thank you James. Next time you are in Brisbane look me up and I will buy you numerous beers. I love to see grown men pee their pants.:stunned: Not.
I can assure you that I'm not the life of the party I normally sit in a corner trying to look mysterious hoping that some big busted wench half my age will find the mysterious 007 persona attractive.
It worked once for me in 1980 and not since, but I keep trying.:sad:

Oh. You too eh Pete? Bum.... :squint:

 

[Jimmy P]

Pete, next time I'm in Brisbane expect my call and my incontenence (sp?) problem. As for the young busty wench if I see her first you'll be in trouble. Keith aka KISMET, HARDY..........nice avatar. Lord Nelson? Trafalger? Your Father?

 

[Keith]

Father? :stunned:

Nice try Kemo Sabe...

No. Hardy, yes a distant ancestor and a faithful Captain to Nelson's 'Victory' the flagship of the fleet and still (preserved in dock not 20 miles away from me) the Flagship of what is left of the British Navy. Popularly the 'anti history' brigade would have you think that Nelson's last words were "Kiss Me Hardy" and somehow that signified some kind of gay relationship.

What he actually said was "Kismet Hardy", which, as every student of history and literature, alludes to the concept of 'Fate'. i.e. "Do not mourn for me Hardy - this was always my destiny"

Curiously, this was (and still is) a Muslim concept and can also be construed as: The Will of Allah.

This is very much still in use today. Ain't History great?