Equine Squatters!

[David Morton]

I have just been reminded that hardly any of you really gave a shit about a British Soldier, a veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq, being hacked to death with a meat cleaver in broad day light on the streets of London, but seemingly some of you are crazed about some one getting proactive about getting rid of the pikeys Ponies. I think he is spot on.
He also said you are all up your own anuses. I think we should have a vote on that . I will vote that some of you really are.

 

[Mark]

Guys, whilst David has upset some of more animal-loving (context please, no sheep-shagging jokes alowed) types, his frustrations and uch of the examples he explains here are true and very real examples.

RSPCA=Usless, top-heavy, self-serving waste of space DO NOT SUPPORT THEM, their are better animal welfare charites that deserve your kindness. The RSPCA does not!

Our main fear over this, is possible reprisals from the Pikeys. These B'stards hold a grudge for life and will happily burn your house down down if you piss them off.

Lets see if the ponies in five days time when their 7 day notice has expired.

Interesting side note re Police.

If the Police respond to a loose horse on the highways and the owner cannot be found, the Police themselves will deposit the animals in the nearest field, for reasons of public safety. Guess what folks! The land owner would be in exactly the same position as I am am as the Police then refuse to accept any responsibility for the animals, it falls to land owner to figure it our.

We are screwed people. SCREWED. Every day it gets harder for me to be happy about living here! Seriously, plans are afoot, I kid you not. The problem is, decent countries do want to accept UK immigrants. Ever triedgetting visa for the US anyone? I'd be better off if I we non-white!

Canada (BC) is high on our list at the moment. Open to other suggestions. We'd loveto camp out in Aus, but sadly, you have too many Spiders Pete!

 

[Mesa]

Wow, sad, sad state of affairs Mark.

David, somebody must really have pissed in your cornflakes this week.
You are way off the mark thinking people didn't care about your solder. That tragedy was so horrifying I think many people were stunned into silence and grief.

 

[Larry L.]

Ever triedgetting visa for the US anyone? I'd be better off if I we non-white!

You're just now figuring that out?!?!

Shoot, man - go to Mexico and then just WALK into the U.S. We have at least 20 million people here who've done exactly that w/o consequences...and THEN started sponging off 'the system'. Oh...wait a second...yeah...uh...there IS that Caucasian thing you're saddled with...an' you're a Brit to boot. Sorrrrrry.

:juggle:

 

Canada (BC) is high on our list at the moment. Open to other suggestions. We'd loveto camp out in Aus, but sadly, you have too many Spiders Pete!

Come to NZ! We have more than enough sheep to go round... ;-)

 

[Jac Mac]

Come to NZ! We have more than enough sheep to go round... ;-)

Yeah, why not, the only pikeys we have here taste good when hot with proper NZ butter & raspberry jam, once you adapt to the kiwi way of life and start to enjoy speights etc you might actually want to stay. The only snakes & venomous creatures in NZ walk round on two legs, MP's, Local body members, car salesmen, real estate agents, bankers etc so you should feel right at home........

 

[roaldin]

I will be doing a scouting trip of NZ shortly and areas near England soon after.
To anyone that feels like putting on tea and scones - it'll just be me, my family and a few pets... ;p

With so called free countries behaving the way they do these days, maybe the "pikeys" have a point... They must make it hard for Big Brother.


Tim. For contact details and whereabouts please contact your local Prism office..

The Patriot Act - Ironic huh...

 

[Jack]

I have just been reminded that hardly any of you really gave a shit about a British Soldier, a veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq, being hacked to death with a meat cleaver in broad day light on the streets of London, but seemingly some of you are crazed about some one getting proactive about getting rid of the pikeys Ponies. I think he is spot on.
He also said you are all up your own anuses. I think we should have a vote on that . I will vote that some of you really are.

Out of school with this, I know David.
The EDL must be going absolutely nuts about this slaughter. I believe that the EDL (and a few other groups) have become extremly out of hand though. But I must regress. This terrible event, tragery, slaughter should not go unpunished.

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Ah, then just shoot them (the pikeys, not the ponies)

You DO live in an odd place, David; we have plenty of headaches over here, but of a different variety. Over here, people don't dump things, they steal them. Fascinating. Reminds me of that accordion joke I posted a while back.......

 

[Bob Fechter]

I'm near horse country here, and I am aware of a lot of people who can't afford to feed their horses anymore.

 

[Mark]

That is a growing problem here Bob, I discovered through researching my problem.

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

Reminds me of that accordion joke I posted a while back.......

A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.
When he returns, there are three accordions.

What is the definition of a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn’t.

What’s the difference between an accordion and a cat?
Only the cost, they both make the same kinds of sounds when you squeeze them.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?
Hide it in an accordion case.

What’s the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.



Thank you! I'll be here all week, try the veal!!!!

 

[Stephen Ducker]

Heck, I thought hare coursers went out a hundred years ago. This thread really has expanded by vocabulary.
My solution: aren't the Irish still selling Tesco burgers? I understand they found a jockey’s whip in their 1/4 pounder.
I mean really, is eating #horsemeat really that bad? Let’s put it to the vote. All those in favor say ‘aye’, all those against say ‘neigh’.

Maybe there is a local market for the ponies at a deli near you.

— I had a burger earlier, now I’ve got the trots.

— I tried the Aldi ones but I prefer my Lidl pony!

— I think people who don’t like the thought of eating horsemeat are being a bit blinkered.

— What do you call a burnt burger? A Black Beauty.

— I shouldn’t have gone for a run after my burger at lunchtime, I really struggled over the last two furlongs.

— To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian.

— Was going to give up fast food but fell at the final hurdle.

— Can I have mane with cheese, please? And stirrup the relish.

— Breaking News: Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes.

— Horsemeat is an essential part of a stable diet.

— I hear now that the horse meat was smuggled into Ireland by a mule.

— I had a burger last night. I woke up this morning with a bit in my mouth.

Hare coursing IS now illegal in England, but only amongst the law abiding.......

Thanks for jokes mate, a good try to lighten the mood on this thread somewhat !

regards Steve

 

[Robert May Eng.]

Oh joy!

Just discovered that someone (you can probably guess from which segment of 'society' they are from), has kindly lifted our five bar gate from its hinges (so as to avoid cutting the chain) and deposited two Ponies in our paddock. Then the sods had the temerity to refit the gate and wrap a chain and lock around the hinged end of the gate and placed a 100 gallon steel water trough across the gate entrance, removing our abilty to access our own land!

All this made possible, because the owners of the Ponies know full-well, that the Police will not intervene in what they call a 'Civil Matter'.

Now I must track down the owner and ask him/her, ever-so-politely, to remove his animals. IF I can find someone willing to admit their ownership, do I expect them to comply? Not really. Such is life I guess.

:furious:

I suppose that now these Ponies are on my land (which neighbours a major road), I will become responsible if they damge themselves or anyone else, or their property. If they break out through the fairly rickety old fencing and onto the road, causing a major road accident, will I be the one held accountable? Probably! Must I therefore shell out £10K to erect suitably safe fencing? Perhaps I should pop up their daily to feed, water a groom the little lovies!!!???

This is more to do with claiming land than anything else. There are thousands of parcels of land that are owned by people who reside elsewhere and never bother to check on their property. Mr pikey is fully aware of this and if he can prove he has squatted on the land for a period of time he becomes a tenant. They are pulling strokes like this all over the country, they normally try to put fences up etc to make out they are maintaining the land.You need to get those animals off there a.s.a.p .

Bob

 

[Ron Earp]

GTBOB, please comply for forum rule #2. Ditto for others on the thread not using proper names.